Written by ChatGPT
Perth, Australia
Written by ChatGPT
“I’m getting better!” “No, you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment!”
“If he ain’t struck you out, then you ain’t nobody.” – Rickey Henderson on Nolan Ryan
Buckle up, buckaroo!
Daily reminder that umpires are arrogant, self-absorbed dickheads… so it’s a wonder I’m not an umpire right now
Now featuring Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs
It’s all Dan Andrews’ fault
Enough of that World Cup nonsense, here’s rugbaleeg
Oh god I just mentioned Jonny Wilkinson
Donald Bradman scored a duck in his last Test innings, Jason Gillespie scored 201