Everyone’s a winner baby, that’s no lie

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air has delivered

The one man in Australia who could stop a freight train

Couldn’t find a winner if it was sitting on the end of his pecker

Oh dear, it’s this post again

If Disappoint was an industry, Crazy Craig would be a leading exporter

Oh good, this again

Farewell Deane Lester, source of all our roughies

Who pays for all this rubbish… probably me.

We find the concept of winning harder than the Melbourne Stars