These descriptions are 100% fact – Only the names have been changed.
From a Museum to the Races to Scientology
Someone’s heading back to Mar-A-Lago
As leaked by the Daily Telegraph 7 hours ago
Apparently it’s also 20 years since Ian Thorpe won 2 gold medals in a day
Fortunately his brother Big Percy is still with us
The second-most evil being in the galaxy supports everyone’s second-favourite team
Bradbury does a Bradbury
Yay, go me
Remember when people attended sporting events?