Where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire
Vegetarians, look away
The handlebars snap in Tokyo, a guy vomits courtside and stops an NBA game, and echidna stops the Bathurst 1000…. it all happened this year!
14 days to quarantine for the Ashes, 11 days and a session to lose it
Greetings from the closest thing to the sun on Planet Earth
Yes, it was so hot I had to pour coffee on my privates just to cool down
Before you read this, a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund
John Daly is my spirit animal
Doing more for world peace than the actual United Nations
If you like looking at specs of planets and moons lined against each other, boy have I got a photo for you!