Everyone’s a winner baby, that’s no lie

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air has delivered

The one man in Australia who could stop a freight train

Couldn’t find a winner if it was sitting on the end of his pecker

Oh dear, it’s this post again

If Disappoint was an industry, Crazy Craig would be a leading exporter

Oh good, this again

Farewell Deane Lester, source of all our roughies

Who pays for all this rubbish… probably me.