Cumquat Martin sounds better than Apple Martin

Scone, named after the thing that Lady Flo used to cook

One more day of pretending to care about South Australia

Just when I think I’m out he pulls me back in

Remembering the millions of horses that were fed to machine guns during the Great War

Featuring an appearance from an Olympic legend who surprisingly isn’t Steven Bradbury

The Queen Elizabeth Stakes, scene of many an almighty upset.

Praying for an Easter Egg, more likely to get a duck egg

Manly gave me the arse as well

Watching the Golden Slipper on TV at Gai Waterhouse’s place