The Queen Elizabeth Stakes, scene of many an almighty upset.

Praying for an Easter Egg, more likely to get a duck egg

Manly gave me the arse as well

Watching the Golden Slipper on TV at Gai Waterhouse’s place

Where were you while we were getting high

Only shooting stars break the mould

Ending the summer on an all-time low

Proving that broken clocks are right 730 times a year

Pinjarra, home of the second-best Murray River in Australia

What good are an Olympics in Italy without Pavarotti being alive?