When you think about it, a Golden Slipper would be very uncomfortable to wear
Couldn’t hit water if we fell out of a boat
3rd Up and ready to disappoint you once again
Hugh Bowman, 100 Group 1 winners… again
Now reopened to international travellers
Crazy Craig gives away scratchies, and life rewards him
Where mediocrity is celebrated with song and dance
The Rule of 3rds applies to Crazy Craig
They told us if we came fourth we’d receive eternal life…. Instead we ran fifth.
Come fourth and receive eternal life, well we finished fifth twice, so do we get something for that?