I was one win from describing this day with a Meat Loaf song… Instead, it’s One Outta Three Ain’t Bad

I’m a 16-year-old driving a forklift, because Scott Morrison let me

Miss Conteki loves a cruise, and so does Crazy Craig

Made possible thanks to a legitimate medical exemption from the Australian Government

Dirty Deeds did them dirt cheap at Caulfield, just the way Bon Scott liked it

The New Year is over, when does the autumn start?

Looks Like Elvis was all shook up, Tiger Heart had the eye of the tiger, and Chantorque spun the bookies

Undefeated in 2022

A common Las Vegas gambling story… Caesars Palace beat Casino Kid

Giving you something worse than coal down your Christmas stocking