Update from last Saturday: Crazy Craig, Derby winner

On the third day, he rose again and still couldn’t back a winner

Advising you on reviving your failing relationship by helping you come 2nd

Everyone’s a winner baby, that’s no lie

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air has delivered

The one man in Australia who could stop a freight train

Couldn’t find a winner if it was sitting on the end of his pecker

Oh dear, it’s this post again

If Disappoint was an industry, Crazy Craig would be a leading exporter

Oh good, this again