The last time we’ll ever have to use a round robin for Manning Jack Attack… that we know of
The last time we’ll ever have to use a round robin for Manning Jack Attack… that we know of
Fizzling out of 2025 like a flat can of Sunkist
Moving Day dishes up a seasonal dose of carnage
‘Phil-ing’ the slot left on top by the Shapes
The cockroach in the atomic blast
The Ashes Test lasted 2 days, we lasted 2 hours
More absent mindedness than Australia’s batting lineup
And we’re back for the run to Christmas
Once upon a time, the CF Orr Stakes was the first Group 1 of the calendar year in Victoria. Now it’s the last. P(r)ick No.1: Grand Prairie (No.1, Barrier 2) in Race […]
One of the greatest controversies in Australian history, occurring simultaneously with one of the finest pieces of comedy ever seen
Welcome to Cox Plate and Everest losers day, aka Champions Day
Being bred by Grant & Joanne Dwyer at Brackley Park in Victoria (St Jean x La Gazelle), Half Yours is the first Australian-bred horse to win the Caulfield-Melbourne Cups Double since the […]
Welcome to Kyneton Cup eve
We’re back and as completely random and unpredictable as usual
Scratched from the Melbourne Cup on vet’s advice
Fantastic, I won’t lose at Moonee Valley for 18 months
The Caulfield Cup and a race named after a Midnight Oil song
Should’ve tried Domino’s instead
20 years since God’s Own got knocked down, but got up again, because they’re never gonna keep him down
“UNBELIEVABLY bad luck!” – Neil Crompton
“I can’t count them. There were plenty. I’ve dreamt of this moment for 10 years. It’s a weight of the shoulders.”
I had everything ready to go… and then it rained
Royal Doulton with hand-painted Pericles
Blaming our woes on the Nights on Broadway
The annual invitational to play the Penrith Panthers in the NRL Grand Final
Who likes The Shorts? I LIKE THE SHORTS
The Raiders have CURSED themselves
“I cringe when I hear it, especially when it’s in an Australian accent” – Gary Hall Jr.
Lasted longer in September than the Adelaide Crows
The Broncos drink their own toilet water in the hopes of winning the premiership
The precursor to the other great performance that night
Moir Moir Moir, how do you like it
Scott Drinkwater vs Reece Toiletwater
The apprentice that became the master, Craig ‘Bellyache’ Bellamy
Gamble Responsibly…. or Irresponsibly, I’m not your father.
In the round 25 2025, if man is still alive
You may think you’ve won but you haven’t really
Alex Johnston, 2 steps closer to helping Souths avoid the wooden spoon
Due to forecast rain, this week’s Crazy Craig report has been moved to Pinjarra
Greg Inglis to save the Rabbitohs from the stands
16,802 games of league football, and this particular milestone has never happened until now
Another 365 days of this rubbish… well it’s now 364
The Ozzy Osbourne CRAZY TRAIN Tribute
The Bulldogs will pay tribute to Ozzy Osbourne with BARK AT THE MOON
The bats of the earth are safe once more
Ruining more families than Coldplay concerts
Rugby League 26, now featuring betting ads and pokies
One point from all-time history
Godolphin didn’t ask me to train their horses
Tom Dearden just tackled me