This just in, Chelsea are a cashed up pile of shite
A random factual statistic to close out February
Looks like those Liverpool fans should’ve set off a few more 2am fireworks
33 minute flight from Newcastle to get KO’ed from the Champions League
On the bright side for Manchester City after the news today…
Juventus are about to be the second-most punished team this season
The 2022 ‘It’ Happens Award
Celebrating the sportspeople who’d buy a lottery ticket and get hit by a bus moments later
One last FIFA World Cup coincidence for 2022
If you want to knock off the French on penalties, just play Australia in the Round of 16
Well, aren’t we all
Hehehehe, Dick Job
Only Australian football could make the Round of 16 at a FIFA World Cup and eviscerate itself before they’d even played the Final
Australian football, it promises the world and delivers you Frankston
Get ready for my joke of the month, because it’s a Christmas cracker
How to go from a shot in the arm to a shot to the foot
When you think about it, the World Cup Semi Final is just a rematch of the Battle of Tours
732 AD: A bunch of North Africans, having already conquered the Iberian Peninsula, prepare do combat with the French On that occasion it ended poorly for the Moors, when Charles Martel scored […]
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah, MITCH DUKE
Hey Duke, don’t make it bad, take a bad cross and make it better
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