They’ve gone Bjorn the Round of 16 to the Quarterfinals
They’ve gone Bjorn the Round of 16 to the Quarterfinals
They’re dancing in the streets of Kingston
The Matildas and the Australian men’s cricket team, they’re both playing without a captain
Englishman in Madrid, they’re usually injury prone
To Dare Is To Didgeridoo
The number 2 that just won’t flush
This just in, Chelsea are a cashed up pile of shite
33 minute flight from Newcastle to get KO’ed from the Champions League
Juventus are about to be the second-most punished team this season
Celebrating the sportspeople who’d buy a lottery ticket and get hit by a bus moments later