The Matildas and the Australian men’s cricket team, they’re both playing without a captain
The Matildas and the Australian men’s cricket team, they’re both playing without a captain
Englishman in Madrid, they’re usually injury prone
To Dare Is To Didgeridoo
The number 2 that just won’t flush
This just in, Chelsea are a cashed up pile of shite
33 minute flight from Newcastle to get KO’ed from the Champions League
Juventus are about to be the second-most punished team this season
Celebrating the sportspeople who’d buy a lottery ticket and get hit by a bus moments later
If you want to knock off the French on penalties, just play Australia in the Round of 16
Hehehehe, Dick Job