They told us if we came fourth we’d receive eternal life…. Instead we ran fifth.

Come fourth and receive eternal life, well we finished fifth twice, so do we get something for that?

A race named after Kenny Callander…. Will every horse have an S in their name?

I’m the king of wishful thinking

The weapon of Mass Destruction detonates on the Sunshine Coast

You must be double vaccinated to read this…. not

I was one win from describing this day with a Meat Loaf song… Instead, it’s One Outta Three Ain’t Bad