
They told us if we came fourth we’d receive eternal life…. Instead we ran fifth.
They told us if we came fourth we’d receive eternal life…. Instead we ran fifth.
Come fourth and receive eternal life, well we finished fifth twice, so do we get something for that?
A race named after Kenny Callander…. Will every horse have an S in their name?
“Don’t bet on 2-year-olds in 1000 metre races!” – The Gabster
I’m the king of wishful thinking
Happy Chinese New Year to you all, just don’t celebrate it like the Perth Scorchers did
The weapon of Mass Destruction detonates on the Sunshine Coast
You must be double vaccinated to read this…. not
They’re growing mutant avocados in Pickering Brook
I was one win from describing this day with a Meat Loaf song… Instead, it’s One Outta Three Ain’t Bad