Come fourth and receive eternal life, well we finished fifth twice, so do we get something for that?

A race named after Kenny Callander…. Will every horse have an S in their name?

I’m the king of wishful thinking

The weapon of Mass Destruction detonates on the Sunshine Coast

You must be double vaccinated to read this…. not

I was one win from describing this day with a Meat Loaf song… Instead, it’s One Outta Three Ain’t Bad

I’m a 16-year-old driving a forklift, because Scott Morrison let me

Miss Conteki loves a cruise, and so does Crazy Craig

Made possible thanks to a legitimate medical exemption from the Australian Government