Come fourth and receive eternal life, well we finished fifth twice, so do we get something for that?
A race named after Kenny Callander…. Will every horse have an S in their name?
“Don’t bet on 2-year-olds in 1000 metre races!” – The Gabster
I’m the king of wishful thinking
The weapon of Mass Destruction detonates on the Sunshine Coast
You must be double vaccinated to read this…. not
I was one win from describing this day with a Meat Loaf song… Instead, it’s One Outta Three Ain’t Bad
I’m a 16-year-old driving a forklift, because Scott Morrison let me
Miss Conteki loves a cruise, and so does Crazy Craig
Made possible thanks to a legitimate medical exemption from the Australian Government