Still more accurate than the Melbourne Football Club
Still more accurate than the Melbourne Football Club
A bigger let-down than the Super Blue Moon
Sent via typewriter
Now featuring Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs
Coming to a newsagent near you
Weren’t we just doing this last week?
The end of a season with no off-season
A better chance of winning than the Australian men
The Gabster, backing Number 8s in our minds
A polite way of saying “Craig has been dropped for a crap performance last week”