Welcome to Kyneton Cup eve

Scratched from the Melbourne Cup on vet’s advice

Fantastic, I won’t lose at Moonee Valley for 18 months

The Caulfield Cup and a race named after a Midnight Oil song

20 years since God’s Own got knocked down, but got up again, because they’re never gonna keep him down

Royal Doulton with hand-painted Pericles

Blaming our woes on the Nights on Broadway

Who likes The Shorts? I LIKE THE SHORTS

Lasted longer in September than the Adelaide Crows

Moir Moir Moir, how do you like it