Helping you go nowhere in life

Who pays for all this rubbish

Where did I leave my toothbrush… no matter I gave it to the homeless bloke

Oh great, we’re still doing this after 6 years

About to cop a stray elbow from Lethal Thoughts

Apparently even lunatics can pick winners

Sometimes throwing a dart at a board works well enough

If you are reading this, I was probably struck by lightning

Ser Joh for Canberra… Canberra Guineas, that is.

When you’re at the wrong end of a shotgun, you run quick or cop the full blast