It doesn’t get any colder in Perth
It doesn’t get any colder in Perth
You choo choo choose me
We’ve been having fun all summer long
His name is Crazy Craig and he dances on the sand
It’s a bit hot outside right now
5 years of deadset dribble
Turns out there was an upside to being left out of Premier League
And that’s why they call him Craaaaaaaazy Craig
Who’s this lunatic, you ask?
This is why we called our cricket team the Perth Scorchers