Hey now, you’re an All-Star… Mile.

Tomorrow’s theme song for Melbourne – Hot in the City

Oh good, it’s March now

It only took another 3 weeks but we got there

It’s the end of summer and it’ll only get hotter at our empty racecourses

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His name is Crazy Craig and he dances on the sand

And that’s why they call him Craaaaaaaazy Craig

Who’s this lunatic, you ask?

Sometimes I wonder why we even bothers