Scaling the heights of Mt Kosciuszko

Only a month to go until the anti-racing brigade pop out of the woodwork

The last week in the history of the state of Victoria

Oh good, it’s this nutjob again

I won’t be riding Giga Kick in The Everest

Still more accurate than the Melbourne Football Club

A bigger let-down than the Super Blue Moon

Sent via typewriter

Now featuring Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs