I won’t be riding Giga Kick in The Everest

Still more accurate than the Melbourne Football Club

A bigger let-down than the Super Blue Moon

Sent via typewriter

Now featuring Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs

Coming to a newsagent near you

Weren’t we just doing this last week?

The end of a season with no off-season

A better chance of winning than the Australian men

The Gabster, backing Number 8s in our minds