Anyone got a spare razor?

Much like Hawthorn, we’re not appearing in Sydney

More winners in the last 2 weeks than Port Adelaide have finals wins since 2014

CRAIGception

The biggest comeback since Oasis

The Black Flash has left us

Because you can’t stop looking at those damned PINSTRIPES.

Apparently there’s some kind of world championships for criminals going on in Paris right now

Oh boy here we go again

“Austin Powers, he’s the snake to my mongoose… or the mongoose to my snake… either way it’s bad, I don’t know animals.”