Featuring Debbie Harry and Katherine O’Hara

Oh good, March is done, now we can suffer through April

Have you ever seen a reindeer fly? I haven’t, that’s why I was asking.

You’ll end up in concussion protocol just by reading this

Helping you go nowhere in life

Who pays for all this rubbish

Where did I leave my toothbrush… no matter I gave it to the homeless bloke

Oh great, we’re still doing this after 6 years

About to cop a stray elbow from Lethal Thoughts

Apparently even lunatics can pick winners