The Free Frogurt scene from Treehouse of Horror III.

“Take this 3rd place, but beware, it carries a TERRIBLE curse – You have to go to Lang Park and play the Storm.”

“Ooh, that’s bad.”

“But it comes with a double chance in the finals!”

“That’s good!”

“The last time you had a double chance, you went out in straight sets.”

“That’s bad.”

“But you get to play a home final at Bankwest!”

“That’s good!”

“You will most likely play Souths in a Semi Final, who defeated you 38-0, and just defeated the 2-time premiers 60-8.”

“…….”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”