I can’t help but think that Daniel Andrews’ tactics against those striking tradies are getting a bit extreme:

Judging by the damage to Betty’s Burgers on Chapel Street, and the fact it made it all the way to Adelaide and New South Wales, this earthquake clearly made a bigger impact in September than most of Geelong’s playing list:

Michael Rowland and Tony Armstrong feeling the earth have a bowel movement live on the ABC:

It’s a good thing it didn’t happen in Sydney, because I don’t think Sydneysiders living in high rises would be able to tell if an earthquake was causing their building to lean: