The Brisbane Heat defeated the Adelaide Strikes by 17 runs in a Big Bash game on January 14, a rare example of the Heat not playing cricket like complete Neanderthals.

The Brisbane Lions were upset by both Port Adelaide in Round 1 and Adelaide in Round 11 of the AFL… the latter match coming last Sunday

And with a slew of head injuries and having a player sent to the bin in the last 12 minutes, Queensland won State of Origin Game I against New South Wales, because NEW SOUTH WALES JUST DON’T GET ORIGIN

Nor do they get the fact that you should never wear navy blue and look like Carlton on the Adelaide Oval, considering Carlton have lost all 7 games they’ve played at the Adelaide Oval.

Look what happened – James Tedesco got out-jumped in an aerial contest by a PROP.

A PROP.

THE LAST TIME A COLLINS ASCENDED THAT HIGH INTO THE SKY WAS WHEN MICHAEL COLLINS WAS IN THE COMMAND MODULE OF APOLLO 11!