Well done to the Matildas, a record crowd of 75,784, which is actually 400 more than that Origin dead rubber last week, and the ladies in gold won thanks to some old-fashioned shithousing, a 1-0 win thanks to a penalty, as we got our revenge on the Irish for giving us Alan Joyce.

As for our Men’s cricket team… they’ll have their passports cancelled, and Pat Cummins should be thrown out to sea and made to fend for himself, while David Warner will somehow retain his spot.

That middle session was one of the worst performances I have ever witness from an Australian cricket side… gutless, insipid, pissant, inept, pissweak, clueless, spoiled brat pricks.