AFL

Collingwood vs Brisbane in a Grand Final is so 2003

The only difference is 20 years later that:

50 Cent has been adjusted for inflation and is now 3 Dollars And Fifty Cents

Craig McRae is now at Collingwood

Shannon Noll has still been robbed of an Australian Idol title by that afro wielding gronk Guy Sebastian

I got stuck in Princess Margaret Hospital in 2004 when my pinkie finger got caught in a pram…. Guy Sebastian was there, AND I STILL GOT ****IN’ NOTHIN’ FROM HIM!

Concorde isn’t flying anymore… thank you to Air France for destroying the myth of supersonic air travel

Australia has absolute Buckley’s chance of winning both a Rugby World Cup and a Cricket World Cup

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