It’s a perfect Festivus… December 23 of 2023

A couple of years ago I got the Lego Seinfeld set for Christmas, which still has the Festivus Pole:

And this year I got a wonderful shirt from my sister to suit the occasion… Of course, this year was 25 years since Seinfeld’s Finale.

And now, over to Jerry Stiller:

Welcome newcomers, the tradition of Festivus begins, WITH THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!

I’VE GOT ALOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT!

YOU, AUSTRALIA, MY SON TELLS ME YOUR SPIRIT OF CRICKET STINKS!

QUIET ENGLAND, YOU’LL GET YOURS IN A MINUTE.

AUSTRALIA, YOU COULDN’T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF YOU HAD A HOT DATE WITH A BABE…

As for the Feats of Strength, Jonny Bairstow was challenged to a wrestling match against Pat Cummins…

However, he was immediately stumped by Alex Carey after leaving his seat.