Hi all, this is my last resort, but my backpack, which contained my Baggy Green, has been taken from my luggage, which was transported to Melbourne airport and flown on @qantas to Sydney a few days ago. @qantas have said they checked their cameras and have not seen anyone open our bags and take the backpack, however they do have blind spots. If you are the person, who was either working for the company driving it to and from the airport or working for @qantas and have, by chance, just wanted the backpack, I have one for. I would be grateful if this were returned asap. Thanks

While the leading suspect is a Mr M.Johnson of Perth, Australia, the incident landed this all-time cracker from Schapelle Corby:

That solves the mystery then – Qantas stuck the Baggy Green in a teammate’s boogie board bag.