Before the Bahrain Grand Prix, here is prepubescent McLaren driver Lando Norris talking to Carlos Sainz and Lance Stroll after Lance came back from a pair of broken wrists over the winter break.

Lando: “How are you?”

Lance: “Getting there.”

Lando: “Can you wank yet?”

Carlos: “He can drive F1, I guess he can wank.”

Lance: “I save all my energy for the car.”

What a classic Canadian answer.

Formula 1, reminding you once again that grown men playing chicken with their lives at 350 km/h can still behave like teenage boys.