By sheer coincidence, Toby Pink played for North Melbourne in what was Melbourne’s 20th annual Pink Lady Game supporting the Breast Cancer Network of Australia.

What a shame he was playing for the wrong team, we could’ve had Pink in pink socks.

However, North Melbourne showed great disrespect to the night by subbing out Pink, and life duly paid them out by handing them a heartbreaking 3-point defeat to the Demons, despite a massive comeback.

You don’t mess with the Pink Man, and you don’t mess with the Pink Lady.