Instead of saying NO RUN, he should say NO RUNS.

2 scores above 6 in his last 10 innings…. and somehow one of them was a 90.

And his bowling’s even worse.

The good news is Marnie will have plenty of time to work on it in the Sheffield Shield, where he can learn not to:

Have his skipper be forced to send himself in as a night watchman because his No.3’s form was so woeful that he didn’t want him getting his guts squashed out of his arse by Jasprit Bumrah and Mohammed Siraj.

Watch as said captain was promptly dismissed cheaply before stumps, forcing him to still go out to face Bumrah.

Face 5 balls before he shoulders arms and gets his back pad blown off by the best damn fast bowler on Planet Earth

Then caps it all off by going for a DRS review that would make Shane Watson cringe, just so we can see once again was a brain damaged decision it was to shoulder arms to a red-hot Bumrah.

“We’ll have to give him the hog-pile. ‘Mate, if you keep that shit up, we’re going to have to squash your guts out your arse.” – Andrew Symonds regarding Marnus in 2021, not realising his mic was hot.