Forget about the horrors of hotel quarantine, we forced him to watch a Big Bash game, and not just a Big Bash game… it was a game involving the MELBOURNE RENEGADES.

Hopefully he didn’t eat the notoriously bad Docklands Stadium food….

If it’s anything like the food poisoning he claimed he got in hotel detention some 3 years ago, he’ll be shitting broken glass for the next fortnight.