With some excerpts from Verse 26.

“And so after a year-long journey across the breadth of Terra Australis, that saw many disciples succumb to their incurable physical ailments, Lord Fagan’s disciples with their tabards of Lions, did battle the False Felines of Sleepy Hollow, led by the traitor disciple Scott, at the grand oval in Jolimont, and in another sign of his awesome loving power, Lord Fagan did grant disciple Neale a miracle recovery from a quad injury, so he could thus lead the team alongside disciple Andrews in the 2nd Half…”

“And lead he did, as the Faganists humiliated the Sleepy Hollow citizens, supported by the ferocity of disciples such as Ashcroft the Younger, Cameron of the Country Roads and Bailey the Wayward, to defend the coveted premiership, just as their forefathers led by the humble moustached prophet Lethal Leigh had done thrice over, some one score and two years earlier.”

“And with the legendary disciple Brown of Warrnambool presenting them the cup struck with silver and gold, Lord Fagan saw all that he had made, and once again, it was very good.”

Praise be to Fagan.