The world’s greatest tank race at Suncorp Stadium
It’s very charitable of Channel Nine to broadcast a Queensland Cup match in Thursday night prime time
A coincidence for Carlton’s finals appearances
10 years on, a team plays in a final that they had no right to appear in
The West Coast Eagles complete the 2023 Wooden Spoon Double
A great day for WA footy, as West Coast fans can be happy getting Pick 1, and Fremantle fans can celebrate the fact that the Eagles now have more wooden spoons than the Dockers
Crazy Craig’s Picks of the Day: 26th August
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Another stat to add to the Essendon pile-on
Good thing Essendon decided to wear seat-belts before they crashed and burned
JT’s Succinct NRL Tips: Round 26, 2023
Written by ChatGPT
Heath Streak and the Holy Grail
“I’m getting better!” “No, you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment!”
34 years to the day since Number 34 reached 5,000 career strikeouts
“If he ain’t struck you out, then you ain’t nobody.” – Rickey Henderson on Nolan Ryan
Essendon are wearing seatbelt guernseys on Friday night against Collingwood
Buckle up, buckaroo!
ABSOLUTELY THE CROWS WERE ROBBED
Daily reminder that umpires are arrogant, self-absorbed dickheads… so it’s a wonder I’m not an umpire right now
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