Scratched from the Melbourne Cup on vet’s advice

Too easy… FAR TOO EASY.

Another great race named after a famous mountain, and The Everest

More runner-up finishes than Red Cadeaux

Does Crazy Craig even know what a Zamboni is?

Oh no, it’s Crazy Craig picking Craig again

Anyone got a spare razor?

Much like Hawthorn, we’re not appearing in Sydney

More winners in the last 2 weeks than Port Adelaide have finals wins since 2014

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