Oh good it’s Saturday… wait a minute, that’s not good.
Oh good it’s Saturday… wait a minute, that’s not good.
There’s racing on a Saturday now?
Oh good it’s raining again
It’s 1 week until winter and I’m still putting sunscreen on
Australia, home of The Wiggles
Ever seen a grown man sprout wings? Neither have I, just checking.
Warrnambool, pretty boring compared to Wagga Wagga
That’s what you get when you’ve got Lucky Lips and a Good Luck Charm
The best part about betting in Adelaide is not betting in Adelaide
What’s a Group 1?