The tradition of Festivus begins, WITH THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!

I GOT ALOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT!

YOU, CRICKET AUSTRALIA, MY SON TELLS ME YOUR TWENTY 20 LEAGUE STINKS!

CA – YOU COULDN’T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF YOU HAD A HOT DATE WITH A BABE…

I lost my train of thought.