And today’s lucky contestant – The Prime Minister, with this touching statement regarding the status of Australia Day!

Well, it probably wasn’t a particularly flash day for the people who didn’t have the joy of dying on one of those wooden death traps, and I also imagine it wasn’t a particularly flash day for the native land owners either Scotty.

And, the other hilarious part, as many Year 4 history graduates have pointed out, is that he’s factually incorrect – There were 11 ships in the First Fleet, not 12.

Fair dinkum, the dickhead can’t even pine for Colonialism correctly.