Before I begin, a big shout out to the scientists at /r/NatFyfesHair, who performed years of painstaking research to chronicle 11 years of the great man’s haircuts.
Your work has not gone unnoticed, and I hope you enjoy the weekend watching the aerodynamic People’s Haircut in full flow.
The ‘Mattingly, get rid of those sideburns’


The ‘New Boy’

The ‘Starting to hit the ears’

The ‘Sort of looks like a hybrid of Matt De Boer and Michael Barlow’

The ‘If you put a moustache on him he’d look like Ringo Starr’


The ‘Get a haircut you hippie’

The ‘Just got out of bed and had to chuck on a suit’

The ‘Argentinian footballer circa 2002’

The ‘Second Coming of Christ’

The ‘Brownlow Parting’

The ‘Brownlow Parting II’

The ‘Bun that looks better than the ones on a Big Mac’

The ‘Mild mannered reporter for the Daily Planet by day’

The ‘Going for a morning surf’

The ‘Making Ross The Boss Feel Bad That He’s Got A Bald Spot’

The ‘Brownlow Beanie’

The ‘Brownlow Beanie II

And finally, the wet hair flick.

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