LUKE JACKSON TO FREMANTLE for two 1st Round Picks, a cheeseboard, and Toby Bedford going to GWS:
IZAK RANKINE TO ADELAIDE for a 1st Round pick, two Cadbury blocks of chocolate and a carton of Coca-Cola
AND NOW, THE COMPLEX SUPER DUPER FOUR-WAY MEGA TRADE TO END ALL SUPER-DUPER MEGA TRADES…
NORTH MELBOURNE, PORT ADELAIDE, WEST COAST AND GWS, 400 DRAFT PICKS, SOME DUCT TAPE, AND JASON HORNE-FRANCIS + JUNIOR RIOLI GOING TO PORT….
The only thing I can take away from that list is that after marrying Pick No.1 and starting a series of complex relations with other draft picks, Jason Horne-Francis is now his own grandfather.