Fair dinkum, he looked like Donald Trump had just called him Tim Apple again

Then comes the bloody flaccid, limp wristed flag-waving technique…. where was the finesse, he’s just holding the flag like he’s tugging a kite in the air when there’s no breeze:

If his enthusiasm were a spice, it’d be flour.

Still, I have seen one worse chequered-flag waving performance…

Serena Williams, 2021 Monaco Grand Prix.

One of the best two-handed backhands in the history of women’s tennis and she couldn’t even unfurl and wave the damn flag correctly.

1/10.