Tim Cook looking thrilled to wave the chequered flag at the US Grand Prix

Fair dinkum, he looked like Donald Trump had just called him Tim Apple again

Then comes the bloody flaccid, limp wristed flag-waving technique…. where was the finesse, he’s just holding the flag like he’s tugging a kite in the air when there’s no breeze:

If his enthusiasm were a spice, it’d be flour.

Still, I have seen one worse chequered-flag waving performance…

Serena Williams, 2021 Monaco Grand Prix.

One of the best two-handed backhands in the history of women’s tennis and she couldn’t even unfurl and wave the damn flag correctly.


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