And yet, of those 8 billion human beings, there is not one person alive who understood what the **** Ozzy Osbourne was trying to say in this interview back in 2003.

“I want to have a word with this guy because he’s a complete and utter fruitcake, and we love watching him on TV”

I’m not sure if Martin Brundle was talking about Murray Walker or Ozzy when he first said that.