“Don’t bet on 2-year-olds in 1000 metre races!” – The Gabster
“Don’t bet on 2-year-olds in 1000 metre races!” – The Gabster
I’m the king of wishful thinking
Happy Chinese New Year to you all, just don’t celebrate it like the Perth Scorchers did
The weapon of Mass Destruction detonates on the Sunshine Coast
You must be double vaccinated to read this…. not
They’re growing mutant avocados in Pickering Brook
I was one win from describing this day with a Meat Loaf song… Instead, it’s One Outta Three Ain’t Bad
I’m a 16-year-old driving a forklift, because Scott Morrison let me
Miss Conteki loves a cruise, and so does Crazy Craig
Made possible thanks to a legitimate medical exemption from the Australian Government