I’M DAZED AND CONFUSED, PEOPLE
That guide where I pick favourites, and laugh at the concept of punting.
Where failure is celebrated
Filled with mentions of Damien Oliver.
3 outta 4 ain’t bad
That guide where we back favourites, who probably have funny names.
We’re so desperate that we’re now betting in Illawarra.
More successful than Tom Waterhouse
Finger nail deep analysis of short-priced runners
Another long, painful season begins.