
Happy Chinese New Year to you all, just don’t celebrate it like the Perth Scorchers did
Happy Chinese New Year to you all, just don’t celebrate it like the Perth Scorchers did
They’re growing mutant avocados in Pickering Brook
Where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire
14 days to quarantine for the Ashes, 11 days and a session to lose it
Renault pioneered the Turbocharged engine, and now they’ve invented the Flux capacitor
Germans sure do love November 9
His tyres were balder than Stone Cold Steve Austin
For god’s sake, give Peter’s forehead a wipedown you mongrels
Another inaugural game that England lost to Australia
Even Santa is waiting for Festivus