I think we’ve finally found someone to topple the Lawn Clippings – Nick Brett, who defies the social stigma towards people with two first names, and also overcomes the natural disadvantage of being English.

There was a grand total of 6 inches between the Scottish bowls surrounding the jack, and by the looks of it the Trainspotters were holding 2 or 3.

And yet, after a chuckle about the absurdity of the situation, he’s come in like Merv at the death for Team Hope, and done this.

Outstanding bowling.

Get him on a plane to Manning Memorial, Pricey.