Today’s joke was one conjured out of thin air by The Rocket back in 2016, when the Dockers were planning their move to a southern Perth suburb that neighbours a very ironically named suburb.

I thought it was a deadset pisser meself.

Why did the Fremantle Football Club move their headquarters to Cockburn?

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So they could get closer to Success.

By the way, it’s pronounced ‘Co-burn’, because WE SAID SO.