I tell ya, there is no greater sight in the world than watching NRL teams just completely forget that half the game is based around defending your own try line.

Just look at those Saturday games.

42-24, 50-22, 34-18.

34 tries – The most in a single day since Sunday, September 2, 2007 had 36.

Canterbury 26 defeated South Sydney 16 at ANZ Stadium

Bennett’s Bunnies send Broncos to last with shocking performance, Bulldogs also get off the bottom with a win in Jackson’s 200th

Penrith 32 defeated North Queensland 12 at North Queensland Stadium

Pissed Up Pink Panthers Pillage Minor Premiership, Prepare To Party Like It’s 1990 1991

Parramatta 26 defeated Brisbane Broncos 14 at Bankwest Stadium

Eels remain on track to become least convincing Top 4 team in living memory, Broncos set up most memorable Queenlsand Derby in 5 years

Gold Coast 42 defeated Manly 24 at Brookvale Oval

His initials are TT, he’s extremely fast, makes plenty of money, and breaks down repeatedly.

Am I describing Tom Trbojevic, or Takeover Target?

Sunny Coast Storm 50 defeated Wests Tigers 22 at Sunshine Coast Stadium

Craig Bellamy indicates how many tries Cameron Smith scored on Saturday evening to pass his career tally

Sydney Roosters 34 defeated Cronulla 18 at the SCG

Mitch Aubusson cock-a-hoop in record game 303, Sharks go from having no premiership chance to having absolutely no premiership chance after Johnson injury

Canberra 26 defeated Once Were Warriors 14 at GIO Stadium

Callous thug Stewart throws water bottle at imaginary spectator after Wighton sin-bin

Newcastle 42 defeated St George-Illawarra 18 at McDonald Jones Stadium

Dragons coach Dean Young admits his team would not have defeated team compromised of greyhounds: